Anthony Bourdain
I want to be like Anthony Bourdain
Stuck a needle in his arm
But the dragon's slain
Stole a Lamborghini
So the story's told
Had to get a fix
So he had it sold
He is the crowned cook
Down a hard drink
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The missing link
I want to be like Anthony Bourdain
Graying hair is thicker
Than a lion's mane
Lets his presence known
Standing six foot four
There is no denying
When he speaks he'll roar
He is the crowned cook
Down a hard drink
Write a best seller
The missing link
Have you turned into someone
You don't want to be
Fame, fortune the critics
There is nowhere to flee
I want to be like Anthony Bourdain
A genious with a hard edge
Culinaries gain
Transformed through the years
Has he found his niche
I don't think so
He can't scratch the itch
He is the crowned cook
Down a hard drink
Write a best seller
The missing link
Have you turned into someone
You don't want to be
Fame, fortune the critics
There is nowhere to flee