Anthony Bourdain 

I want to be like Anthony Bourdain 
Stuck a needle in his arm 
But the dragon's slain 

Stole a Lamborghini 
So the story's told 
Had to get a fix 
So he had it sold 

He is the crowned cook 
Down a hard drink 
Write a best seller 
The missing link 

I want to be like Anthony Bourdain 
Graying hair is thicker 
Than a lion's mane 

Lets his presence known 
Standing six foot four 
There is no denying 

When he speaks he'll roar 

He is the crowned cook 
Down a hard drink 
Write a best seller 
The missing link  

Have you turned into someone 
You don't want to be 
Fame, fortune the critics 
There is nowhere to flee 

I want to be like Anthony Bourdain 
A genious with a hard edge 
Culinaries gain 

Transformed through the years 
Has he found his niche 
I don't think so 
He can't scratch the itch 

He is the crowned cook 
Down a hard drink 
Write a best seller 
The missing link 

Have you turned into someone 
You don't want to be 
Fame, fortune the critics 
There is nowhere to flee