Crime
Boredom overtook me and a lover really shook me
So I turned to deviant activity
I was wasting all my time, my job blew my mind
And I was sick of such tranquility
So I gave up all the fame to participate in the game
That severely tested my ability in
Crime, Crime, Crime
Crime, Crime, Crime
Now crime is my favorite and the apple of my eye
You'll enjoy it to after I tell you why
You got all day off and you are your own boss
You can buy anything no matter what it cost
But only if you try and only if your good
And you can't be stupid like no Robin Hood in
Crime, Crime, Crime,
Crime, Crime, Crime
You got to be real snappy to make the victim happy
That you can prey upon their trust
Can't be a hasty crook, you must shop around and look
So you might find gold instead of rust
You need a steady hand and the alabi should stand
And a skilled partner is a must in
Crime, Crime, Crime
Crime, Crime, Crime
Let me reassure you that crime will reward you
Unlike that old saying that "crime don't pay"
You see all my friends steal until no end
Once they find that suitable prey
So next time you find that you've been robbed blind
Remember to take heed of what I say about
Crime, Crime, Crime
Crime, Crime, Crime