The Joker 

I'm the Joker, blind-eyed jack playing poker 
Two armed bandit going to make the steal 
I'm triple "0" on the roulette wheel 
Lady Luck is on my side, seven and elevens cannot hide 
Broke the bank had to leave with a few more tricks up my sleeve 

I'm the Joker, good luck charm invoker 
Friday the thirteenth the full moon glares 
The Raven will find you and blast your fears 
Black cat, ten lives, I cracked a mirror and my soul survived 
Voodoo doll and pin in hand you're in pain and don't understand 

Halfway through the door the sky looks gray 
Heaven or hell will I find the way? 

Halfway through the door the sky looks gray 
Heaven or hell will I find the way? 

I'm the Joker, in good health for a smoker 
Whiskey and wine at every meal, the more I take the better I feel 
Young and handsome is what I'm told 
The girl's don't know I'm uh, hum years 
Is the horse behind the cart, cause I see another broken heart 

Halfway through the door the sky looks gray 
Heaven or hell will I find the way?